so uhhh half the world is fighting,, america is trillions of dollars in debt,, terrorists are plotting things,, and our whole world is going to hell ! but NO,, let's talk about birth certificates cuz that's way more important right? oh wait, ITS NOT.
I'm 24 years old and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
like forreal„ i’m not about to just be another on your summer hit list . and you’re not as hot as you think you are . I don’t fall for that shit ,im not that shallow or stupid .and no, i will not let you hit this ,and i can find someone who is worth my time . so fuck off. kay?thankss .