this game mannnn......
Brasil has like a fuckin force field around their fucking net mannn. Also, in the 2 fucking seconds I was writing this, Brasil scored again. now in the beginning„ I was impartial between these teams, but i’m just like, damnn Amercia isn’t catching any breakss .
morningmasturbation: davestridersbirdhair: ...
america better get their shit together this half …
jerrymuffinbutt: Thomas Edison contributed fucking dick all to the world. He was a douchebag. I feel the same way about Jefferson .
-everysecond: rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying. OHMYGOD
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Humans have two hands
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
No Malcolm X in my history text, why is that? ‘Cause he tried to educate and...– Tupac (via mumia) Correction: White history’s mythologized version of MLK told us this. Dr. King was actually a lot more radical than our textbooks teach us. And that is no accident. (via ethiopienne)